Unfortunately, Maggie wasn't able to catch Lost last night, so no recap. Some thoughts: Locke was chosen from birth? Or before he was born? Is Claire dead? Did Christian kill her? Does Sayid rock the party or what? How cute are Ben and Hurley when they share candybars? And how, exactly, does one move an island?
A Survivor haiku after the jump.
Continue reading "Congratulations, James"Apparently, the past isn't all that important. It's all about the future, baby! At least, that's what I took away from this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Continue reading "The Road Less Traveled"And the winner of the Iron Man poster is ...
Continue reading "Iron Man Poster Winner"Due to a combination of user error, user error, and Surprise! It's Thursday!, Lost did not record. I did not watch it, so I have no recap. I'm sorry, guys! Please have at it in the comments, and I'll have to catch up with you all later.
Previously on Survivor, the Black Widows destroyed Ozzy and then they ate and spit out Jason. Natalie flossed her teeth with his bones. Why are they portraying these women as if they're insane animals? Okay, don't answer that.
Continue reading "Dude, Look, Jeff Probst is Standing RIGHT THERE, Dude!"Project Runway will be moving from Bravo to Lifetime after this summer's season, and apparently they'll also be moving from New York to LA. Ugh. I'm out.
On Hell's Kitchen:
Make gourmet pizza?
Feels like we've seen this before.
Oh, right - on Top Chef!
On Top Chef:
Uncle Ben's healthy?
"Culinary boner" - WHAT?
Tom doesn't like Mark.
Man vs. Wild returns May 2nd on Discovery Channel. A video preview after the jump!
Continue reading "Man Vs. Wild"Ever wonder what it's like to be Tony Stark? You know, Iron Man. But without the cool armor. Just the millions of dollars. And the substance abuse problems. And the angst about being a fictional comic book character. Okay, so maybe all you really want is a free Iron Man poster. If so ...
Continue reading "Wish You Were Tony Stark?""The pain is how I learn from the guilt. There's wisdom there. Clarity. You know yourself there.... When you're in pain, that's when you learn who you really are. That's when you focus. Sharp as the point of a knife." - Six to Tigh
Continue reading "Escape Velocity"The winner of the Alien Nation DVD Giveaway contest is...
Continue reading "Alien Nation DVD Winner"Now maybe I can get my soul back. We're down to Adam and Ryan..who will win? The alleged racist, or the dude who got fired for referring to autistic children as retards? It really could go either way.
Continue reading "Thank God it's Over"In honor of last night's Survivor, a special guest haiku from reader Susie's son:
Continue reading "These People are Idiots"Lost was back tonight, did you all remember to watch? It was quite an episode!
Continue reading "Rules of Engagement"On Hell's Kitchen:
Beware the hot oil!
How much pasta can you make?
Ben cleans up horse shit.
On Top Chef:
Second City fun!
Improv food; Polish sausage
Is not chorizo.
Good evening and welcome to Big Brother! The last time we saw our houseguests, they were kicking off Part One of the Three-Part Final HOH Challenge. They got on boogie boards, grabbed a rope and settled in. Let's see what happens...
Continue reading "Oh, Sweet Relief, It's My Last Big Brother 9 Recap"It's Eviction Night on Big Brother, even though it's a Tuesday. Yay! The faster we get these people out of here and I get my life back, the better.
Continue reading "The Final Four Become The Final Three"We've got a copy of Alien Nation: Ultimate Movie Collection to give away, guys! Click through for details and how to win!
Continue reading "DVD Giveaway - Alien Nation"