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Next Person Who Says "Stir the Pot" Is Getting A Punch In The Vagina    

Sweet Sixteen / Wedding Day     Cabin Fever     Congratulations, James     The Road Less Traveled    

Iron Man Poster Winner     Something Nice Back Home     Dude, Look, Jeff Probst is Standing RIGHT THERE, Dude!     Project Runway Is Moving To Los Angeles     Pizza Time and Uncle Ben's     Man Vs. Wild     Wish You Were Tony Stark?     Escape Velocity     Alien Nation DVD Winner     Thank God it's Over    

These People are Idiots     Rules of Engagement     Family Night / Night at the Improv     Oh, Sweet Relief, It's My Last Big Brother 9 Recap     BB9 HOH Results     The Final Four Become The Final Three     DVD Giveaway - Alien Nation     They'll Be Back!     Ted Allen!     The Ties That Bind     New York Comic Con 2008 recap     The Pope Visits the Big Brother House    

Betelnut, Betelnut, Betelnut     Learn That Menu / The Bears     This Little Piggie is a Big Pile of Steaming Bullshit, This Little Piggie Went Home     Dee-You-Triple-Enn, DONE.     Big Brother Open Thread     Six of One    

That's Just a Stick!     Halibut Fillets and Salmon Scales     Big Brother HOH Competition     In Which James is Evicted Again     She's Up! She's Down! She's Mad! She's Glad! She's...SHEILA     He That Believeth in Me     The Cryingest Big Brother Ever    

The Cryingest Tribal Council Ever     Fresh Meat and Film Favorites     Choo Choo Whoo Whoo     My Heart Pumps Purple (Pants) Piss For You     Appleseed Ex Machina Review     Kynt & Vyxsyn     In (Team) Christ we (Brain) Trust    

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? or vegetables? or pasta?     Chelsia, Your Family Must Be So Proud     James, Please Burn Those Purple Pants. They Hurt My Soul.     Nice Natalie is D-U-N    

Michael's Story     Don't Feed the Animals     Survivor -- Now With 75% More Ozzy!     Oh Stop Crying, You Big Stupid Baby     Programming Note     Indiana Jones and the [INSERT HOLY ARTIFACT HERE]     Goliath Was a Really Big Dude, Easter, and Other Biblical References    

Lost     Is That An Immunity Idol In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?     Panthers and Lesbians and Lorne, Oh My!     Chat About The Premiere of Top Chef 4     Big Brother Live Feed     Like Any Of These People Remember Disco. Besides Sheila, I Mean.     Top Chef 4 Premieres Tonight!     If I Never Hear the Word "Backdoored" Again, I Will Die a Happy Woman     W, X, Y and Z    

And The Weak Shall Inherit The Earth     Can't We All Just Get Along?     If We Can Just Get Rid of Josh and Everyone Can Keep From Making Horrifyingly Ignorant Comments From Now On, I Might Be Able to Enjoy the Rest of This Season     And Sew, It's Over     High School Reunion     Seriously, Who the Hell ARE These People?     Vick's Chip & What He Beheld     Previously, on The Sarah Connor Chronicles ...     Brian Austin Green says ...     Oregon Looks a Lot Like Asparagus    

1.21 Gigawatts     I Am Ozzy, King of the Jungle     The Demon Hand     FYI - People Who Are Not Materialistic Do Not Go on Televised Game Shows     And the Final Three Are...     Shelby, Drink Your Juice     AWESOME     BB9 Live Feed Discussion, Week 3     Nominations and Whatever    

Nuts and Bolts     Penner Versus Cirie     Scooby Doo'd     DVD Giveaway - Appleseed Ex Machina     Just Plain Vile     Hot Toilet Sex     Queen's Gambit / Dungeons & Dragons     So ... Who Would Win in a Fight Between Illyria & Twilight?     BB9 Live Feed Discussion, Week 2     Yeah...My Butt in this Picture? LOVE IT.     Tracey Ullman's State of the Union    

I Guess They Don't Kill Ben After All     Dexter     Get A Room     Art Meets Fashion     Nice Secret-Keeping There, Jen     BB9 Live Feed Discussion, Week 1     I Love Bikinis, Coffee, and God!     It Starts Tonight!    

The Fantastic Four     It Couldn't Have Kicked Off in a Better Way     Vera Wang Designs What Now?     Michael Kors, You're Such a Grandma     Fans vs. Favorites     Heavy Metal     Cast Revealed!    

Past, Present and Future     Big Pussy Gets Screwed     Pop-Up Lost    

Forever In Blue Jeans     The Turk     Up Ships Creek Without a Paddle    

Benevolent Dick Tater     Organza! Organza! Organza!     Pilot & Gnothi Seauton     And Many Happy Returns    

Who Let the Dogs Out?     WHAT ABOUT PROM, BLAINE?     Guest-Starring Television's Tina Fey     Mad Men     Dexter on CBS     The Sci-Fi 25     The Magical Mystery Hippies    

Celebrity Apprentice     I Like Candy When It's Wrapped in a Sweater     Interview with HRG     In Goth We Trust    

Celebrity Apprentice     I Like Candy When It's Wrapped in a Sweater     Interview with HRG     In Goth We Trust    

Cast Revealed?     Perfidia     The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Leg    

Bummer     The Hanged Man     Wallace & Gromit Winners!     Courtney Didn't Win, Happy Holidays    

Previously on Buffy & Angel ...     Shut Up, Todd     Goodbye....and Hello!     Home By Another Way     Wallace & Gromit DVD Giveaway!     The Little Goth Action Hero. Pink Cowboy Hat Sold Separately.    

I Hate Courtney     Who Wouldn't Love a Pair of Bell-Bottomed Overalls?     Top Chef Holiday Special!     Powerless     God Help Us All     Watch My Hernia Walk On Stilts. Wunderbar!    

The Legend Continues     Wow, That Was a Mess     Emily & Blowback     Truth & Consequences     Congratulations, You Are Wonderful     Razor     And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire    

Happy Thanksgiving!     Fashionably Late     "Polymorphic" Means A Single Property Having Multiple Possible States     X-Files DVD: Complete Collector's Edition     Cautionary Tales     The Country May Be Filthy, But Not As Much As Your Souls    

Winterland     Survivor of Love     I Would Like My Dress to Attack My Legs While I'm Wearing It, Thx     Four Months Ago     Open Casting Calls     Lost Webisodes     The Amazing Race. Now Optimistic with a Real Truth Flavor!     Keepers & Double Down    

Man Hands     Strike? Yeah, strike at my heart!     Project Runway's Almost Here!     Out of Time     The Writer's Strike     Really? Your Donkey is Stubborn? How Shocking.    

Immunity...Idle?     Whedon's Back???!!!     Heroes:Origins Needs Some Healing Powers     Dexter Winners!     The Line     Project Runway Preview     Nip/Tuck Poster Giveaway     Meet Your Amazing Race Teams!    

I've been passing time watching trains go by     Best. Episode. Ever.     The Legend of Dylan McCleen     Teams Announced     BSG:Razor Preview Coming To Theaters     Dexter Season 1 on DVD     Fight or Flight     It's Back!    

No.     Switcheroo     The Year of the Rabbit     Thank god this moment's not the last     G4 to Syndicate Heroes 1 & 2     13 Nights of Halloween     The Kindness of Strangers     Nip/Tuck Poster Giveaway Reminder     Bionic Woman VS Journeyman, Round 2     More Shenanigans    

Jean Robert is Not Useless. Surprise!     Dirty Jobs!     Kindred     Season 4 Trailer     Nip/Tuck Poster Giveaway    

Warning: Tapping Ass May Result in Injury from Sharp Bone Fragments     Episode 3 Preview     And The Winner Is...     Lizards    

Mud Wrasslin'     The Office     Kid Nation     Bionic Woman or Journeyman?     The One Where Hung Finally Crawls Up His Own Ass     Chuck and Reaper     Four Months Later     What I Did This Summer     Amber, Friend to the Jews    

The Final Four     The Art of War     It's All Over But the Whining. And That? Will Last a Lifetime.     One More Episode, And I'm Finally Done With These People    

Two and a Half Men     WHAT. EVER.     Oops, I'm Sorry     It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia     Behind the Scenes at Survivor: China     Dick is a Crazy Assface Who is a Jerk     Chuck     The One Where Zach Gets All Weird    

Oh, Balls     New Fall Schedule!     Tim Gunn's Guide to Style     Torchwood     Janelle, Step Away From The Dick     Zach Attack!    

What in Hell is He Doing?     The Power of God. And Ten. And Also Veto.     K-Ville and Prison Break     Goat Chesse    

The Power of Jen     Gag Me     So Her Vision Was Right After All, And That Really Scares Me     First Look at Survivor: China     Amber is STUPID, Ya'll    

Discovery on Demand     I Can't Believe I FORGOT to Recap     Hell's Kitchen Ends, Top Chef Continues     You Can't Screw Eric without AmERICa     Yo' Momma    

I'm drunk and I think DEbbie toudhce my boob.     The Jenergizer Bunny     Meerkat Manor     The Return of the Nerd Herd, Now With Extra Paranoia!    

You Talkin' to Me?     Bonnie? Really? Okay, Then.     LA Ink     Electric Foot Plug     Anthony Bourdain Giveaway!     Fam Fam!    

My Boys     The End of Dick's Reign of Terror     No Reservations - Anthony Bourdain     Who Wants to be a Superhero?     The Marked     Dick-Tator     Dr. 90210     SHARK WEEK!     I Feel VinDICKated    

Greek     Jen Turns Into a Bitch; Howie & Joey Make Nice     Either Way, a Dick is Leaving the House Tonight     Unitart     Try the Pie     Celebrity Apprentice?     Rock of Love     Jendiculous    

The One Where Someone Gets Evicted     Rock Loses It and Malarkey Cooks Seafood. Again.     I Want to Commit Jenocide     The Truth and Nothing But the Truth     Screw You, FOX. SCREW YOU.     The Terribly Tragic Story of a Girl and Her Photo    

Big Brother 8: The Summer of Gonorrhea     Weeds Season 2     Big Brother Forums Now Open     Audrey Parker's Come & Gone     Crazy Cavewoman Sabotage    

Becky Buckwild - Charm School     Bridezillas Reminder     Cast Revealed!     Two Stories About Refined Palates     Fear Itself    

It's Almost Here!     Trash Bin Spaghetti and Upscale Barbeque     Top Chef?     The Wrath of Graham    

Bridezillas Giveaway!     Heartland     Sopranos Series Finale    

The Blue Comet    

Season Finale Recap     Charles Nelson Reilly Tribute!     Oh, Goddammit     Most Haunted Live    

Dear Lost,     4:00 AM to 6:00 AM: You're gonna have to run out for more ciggies     How to Stop an Exploding Man     Season Three Recap     The Second Coming    

You're Fired. Like a Dog.     The Office     Sorry, Veronica Mars     Greatest Hits     Bon Voyage     3:00 AM to 4:00 AM: I have seen the future, and I'm already hungry again     Landslide     Bionic Woman     Congratulations, Earl!     Kennedy and Heidi    

Wow-Man     Elvis Costello     Jacob Have I Loved     2:00 AM to 3:00 AM: Everything old is new again     Kirk-In-A-Box     Hey Thanks ... for NOTHING!     The Hard Part     Walk Like a Man     Feh    

Boo Annoys People     It's Over     Kate Sucks     Lorelai? Lorelai?     1:00 AM to 2:00 AM: So is it a software problem or a hardware problem?     String Theory     Chasing It     Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War    

Alex Sank Mookie's Battleship!     Drive - April 15 to 23, 2007 - R.I.P.     Conspiracy!     It's Just Like Riding A Bike     12:00 AM to 1:00 AM: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch (But These Ain't Them)     .07%     Remember When     Praise Trump, This Season is Finally Over     Karma Bit Us in the Ass. Quite Hard, I Might Add.    

And That's the Way You Do It     Camping!     Hay Bale Maze     11:00 PM to 12:00 AM: Narm     King of Queens     Stage 5     This Hospital Smells Like Bum     The Chances Is Very Slim    

I Want Yau to Win     Comments Malfunction     Wherefore Art Thou?     10:00 PM to 11:00 PM: The Chinese!     Soprano Home Movies     Dirty Pirate Hookers     Las Vegas Is Turning Stupid    

The Beginning of the End     The Office     A is for Ambivalence     Wise Man Hurley     9:00 PM to 10:00 PM: Bible, Koran, Upanishads, oh my!     I Hate Being Grayed Out     You Like Polish Hot Dogs? You Like Polish Sausage?    

The One and Only Immunity Idol, Except for the Other One, and Also That Other One, Too     Razzle Dazzle     8:00 PM to 9:00 PM: My So-Called 24     Crossroads, Part 2 (Season Finale)     Young Lovers, Torn Apart. So Tragic. So Stupid.     You've Won a Catamaran! Yay! ... Wait, What?    

Planet Earth     Shut UP, Izzie     Scuttled     Like a Little Girl     7:00 PM to 8:00 PM: Hey Milo, how about checking my breath pong?     Crossroads, Part 1     No Animals Were Harmed     Tori and Dean: Inn Love     Further Proof that Trump is More Powerful than God     Bizarro World    

Touchdown!     The Son Also Rises     6:00 PM to 7:00 PM: Et tu, Martha?     The Riches     Why Doesn't Trump Just Marry Angela and Get It Over With     I'm Praying On Your Deceased Grandmother for You to SHUT UP    

Lisi and Stacy are SUCK     Nickname Moratorium     Parasite     Gilmore Girls Only     5:00 PM to 6:00 PM: I hear Siberia is lovely this time of year     Maelstrom     Did Anyone Else Think for a Moment, Trump Was Going to Fire Randall?     Ugh, Something Smells Like Fish    

Ravu: 0 for 6     America's Next Top Slow Girl     A Day in the Life & Dirty Hands     I'm Sorry, Trisha Tanaka     Greg Grunberg     Arrested Development Alert     Be My Lorelai Gilmore     4:00 PM to 5:00 PM: Sing! Sing a psalm!     Company Man     Just Shoot Him and Put Him Out of His Misery, Phil    

Sometimes a Miracle     Inertia     Unexpected     Stranger in a Strange Land     3:00 PM to 4:00 PM: Your breath is curiously strong, but not of peppermint     Gilmore Girls - Discuss     Rob and Kim, we're your biggest fans!     Seriously?    

Boo Boo     Flashes Before Your Eyes     Gilmore Girls Open Thread     2:00 PM to 3:00 PM: Things are not so ticketyboo     The Woman King     Run!     1:00 PM to 2:00 PM: You almost blew it, DIPswitch!     THIS IS ABSURD!    

You Say, Ascoot; I Say, Not Orthogonal     Not in Portland     Oh, Emily     12:00 PM to 1:00 PM: Prodigal Son?     Distractions     Reminder    

The Sarah Silverman Program     Top Chef     The Fix     TCM 31 Days of Oscar     To Whom It May Concern     11:00 AM to 12:00 PM: And In This Corner.....     Taking a Break from All Your Worries     El Apprentice Loco    

Top Chef     Monkey Monkey Underpants     Godsend     Rapture     10:00 AM to 11:00 AM: We Are Family     Winners Never Quit, and Quitters Never Win     9:00 AM to 10 AM: Didn't You See The "No Visitors Allowed" Sign?     8:00 AM to 9:00 AM: Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200    

7:00 AM to 8:00 AM: It's Like Riding a Bike     6:00 AM to 7:00 AM: Tastes Like Chicken     The Dresden Files     TAR All-Stars Teams Announced     The Class     It Was An Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pink and Floral Men's Bikini    

Meet Your New Survivors     Grosse Pointe on DVD! Grosse Pointe on DVD!     The L-Word Virtual Community     There is an African Saying That Perhaps One Should Have Gone Before One Left the House    

The Apprentice Los Angeles     Dan Ho Contest Results and NEW Contest!     Adieu, Atomic County.     The Key, The Clock, The Comb, The Box, The Eye, and the Prime Object    

TMFT Contest - The Dan Ho Show     The Eye of Jupiter     Congratulations, Yul!    

Dirty!     The Passage     Were His Dad's Eyebrows In God's Hands, Too?    

Holiday Nostalgia!     Pole Position     Fallout     Merry Fisticuffs     Unfinished Business     Final Three    

Weasel is a VERB     Knit, People, Knit!     Six Months Ago     Shut Up About Karma Already     My Boys & 10 Items or Less    

Who Traited?     All-Stars     Introducing Lorelai Planetarium     Homecoming     When Rob's in Town, Though, We Call It "Skeev"     Hero     When Rapping, Use Those Jazz Hands    

You Know Ozzy Wishes It Were Him     The Office     Chapter 8: Seven Minutes to Midnight     French Twist     A Measure of Salvation     Brad and JP, Sitting in a Tree     SUPERLEG!    

TV Round-Up     Mutiny!     Torn     No, YOU'RE Schmoopy!     Chapter 7: Nothing to Hide     I'm a Creme Brulee Virgin     Intersection!    

Peanut Butter High     WTF?     Chapter 6: Better Halves     How many ways can you pronounce Mauritius?     Collaborators    

Every Man For Himself     The Office     The Great Stink     Chapter 5: Hiros     Greg the Bunny     Exodus, Part 2     I hope she got some new hydraulic fluid and then kicked his a**...    

I'm Sorry     Plan Doodoo     And the Winner Is...     Reefer Madness     Chapter 4: Collision     Quick and Dirty (Just Like a Bus in...Oops!)     Exodus, Part 1    

Whatever You Do, Don't Say "Mashed Potatoes"     The Glass Ballerina     Occupation; Precipice     Chapter 3: One Giant Leap     Moving to NBC?     Just Another Night at the Hoverbar Tavern...    

The Chicks (Sorta) Get It Together     Showtime Free Preview     Sometimes a Fantasy     Sawyer the Dancing Bear     Chapter 2: Don't Look Back     That's What You Get, Folks, For Making Whoopee     "Um, Kindness Isn't a Category"     A New Dharma Video     Where To Find Your Favorite Shows Online    

First Merge     I Am A Tree     Sad     Heroes     Buckwild from Flavor of Love     I'd Rather Spend Time With a Hynik Than With Rob and Kimberly    

Did That Really Happen?     Jericho     Chilltown Mountain     The Class     The New Race Begins    

Amazing Race & Extreme Makeover Home     And So it Begins     Survivor Starts Tonight     Yeah, So, Um...Meh     But First...     Tease me, please me, no one needs to know    

Women, Feel Free to Be Embarassed Again     Women Everywhere Are A Bit Less Embarassed Today     Arrested Development Returns! In Reruns!     Dane Cook - Vicious Circle     Dear Mike Boogie, I Hope It Shrivels Up and Falls Off    

Fast Forward     Ooops     Terrible Swift Sword & Fifty Fifty     Start Programming Those TiVos     Erika, I gave you my HEART!     Atkins Diet for Alcoholics    

BUT FIRST     Saturday Night Live Shake-Up     Who's the Princess of Big Brother? Who's the Princess of Big Brother? (i am)     I'm being hit by those White Castle blues     Til Death     Vanished     Big Boy Hates Getting Evicted!    

Tragic News     Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie     Coup d'Idiot     Blink, The Ballad of Kevin & Tess, The Starzl Mutation, and The Gospel According to Collier     Ewe are Expected to Expect the Unexpected!    

The Ghost of Cappy     Season Finale     Greed versus Loyalty? Greed Every Time, Baby     Holy Sh*t! And I Mean That, Literally.     Howie's a Big Boy    

Mrowr!     Oh No You Di'int!     Janey in the Middle    

The Domination of Season Six     Will Hates You All     James Hates Chicken George    

Campaign? Who, Me?     The Home Front     Frustrated     Work Out Contest Winner!     Arrested Development     Work Out!     Doctor, Heal Thyself    

And the Nation Breathed a Sigh of Relief     Graduation Day     Va-Va-Va-VETO     Final Five    

It's On     Wooooo!     Houseguests Revealed     Gone, Part 2    

Gone, Part 1    

VOTE, BITCHES!     Casting Special Tonight     Being Tom Baldwin    

The New World, Parts I & II     Last Comic Standing Housemates Chosen    

Get HBO     "Get Your Sh*t Together, Little Apprentice Boy!"     Kaisha    

The Office     Last Comic Standing     Pepi? Who? Pepi, You're Fired. Did I Ever Say That?    

Please Pass the Crack     Goodbye     Out On The Briny With The Moon Big And Shiny     This Would Have Been a Perfect Time For a Project Runway Crossover    

Oh My God, They Killed ______!     Oh. MYGOD.     Three Minutes     "I'll Tell Michael You Said Hey"     Tick Tock Tick, Doo Doo Do-Do     Moe 'n Joe     Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response / Losing My Religion     I Was NOT Rolling My Eyes - I Was Merely Exercising My Ocular Nerve     Sons & Daughters     I Guess That's That     Presidential Speech Tonight     17 Seconds    

I Wanna Be Pam Beesley     Cliffhanger     I'm Sorry I Forgot the Blankets     Finally, Some Monkeys!     Oh, Lorelai. You BREAK MY HEART.     Forums Back Up     Men + Steak + Girls + Ego = Failure     Everybody's Got Their Trials And Tribulations     Damage Case     The Ride    

Facts of Life Reunion?     Who's the Loopy Broad Now?     She Still Hasn't Stopped Talking     WHAT?!     Didgeridon't     Hanso     Driving Miss Gilmore     Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!     Everybody Wants to Talk About My Frickin' Hair     Gots Some Questions That I Gots To Ask     Blues For Sister Someone     Johnny Cakes    

Caprica     Houston, We Have Coup     Welcome to the Pleasuredome     Super Cool Party People     Strangers In The Night, Exchanging Glances     Luxury Lounge     There Will Be F***ing Blood On The Walls    

Goodbye Amy, Goodbye Dan     Can't You Two See That You're in Luvu?     Chocolate Surprise?     I Get a Sidekick Out of You     Step Up, People!     I Burn, Burn Like A Wicker Cabinet     Live Free or Die!    

Diaper Rash. You Know, Like on a Baby     People are Saved in Different Ways     I was fine until he used the b-word...     Big Brother     The Real Paul Anka     But If, Baby, I'm The Bottom, You're The Top     P'EatZZa Would P'Robably Make Me P'Uke     Mr. & Mrs. John Sacramoni Request...    

Heads Up     Still No Coup     Hurley!     You Think This Sumbitch is Gonna Let Us Steal His Fish?     Sons & Daughters     I'm OK, You're OK     Don't Try To Live Your Life In One Day     Yikes. Just Yikes.     Just Say, "Fire Me, Mr. Trump."     Shane is Literally a Drama Queen     The Name of The Game     The Fleshy Part of the Thigh    

Scheduling Change     Bruce Almighty     I'll See Your Mango and Raise You a Banana     She Shouldn't Act Like That. She's A Doctor's Wife.     It's Over     I'm Freestylin', Man     You Never Get Away, Everybody Wants You     Mayham    

The Bagel Diet     Are You There God? It's Me, Daddio     Oh Shoot! It's the Wall of Death!     Introducing the Next Generation: Post Grape Nuts Trail Mix Crunch Cereal. The Cereal For Everybody.     You're Motoring, What's Your Price For Flight?     Join the Club     Superstition    

Taxi Drivers in Moscow Suck     But I Had a Horse and Carriage!     I'd Pay The Devil To Replace Her*     Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2     Band-Aid Covers the Bullethole     Members Only    

No More DH at TMFT     The Right Stuff...For Me to Poop On!     Project Runway Season 2 Finale     Where the Hell is the Phil?     Thay It Ithn't Tho!     He Threatened Me. I Never Said That. Mr. Trump, I FEARED FOR MY SAFETY.     Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1    

Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit     Maternity Leave     Bridesmaids Revisited     Nicknames-A-Poppin'!     Hey Man There's Only One Thing And One Car That Will Do     In Soviet Union, Blimp Rides YOU     Downloaded     Oh, George    

You Wanna Shit WHERE?!     The Captain's Hand     It'll Do Your Heart So Good     Apprentice Fantasy Game!     Why Is He Suturing His Own Face? To Turn Me On.     Thank You So Much    

Poison...Poison...Tasty Fish     A Vineyard Valentine     Hey HEY Hey!     Contest!     Ooh, ooh, that smell, the smell of death surrounds you     Sacrifice     HOLY CRAP     Silly People    

Arrested Development     The Zombie Head Attaches to the...Zombie Neck.     Bait and Switch     You've Been Gilmored!     Her dog day's just begun     CODE BLACK!     Scar    

I Miss Bobby Jon     Survivor Tomorrow     Friday Night's All Right For Fighting     Switch, turn it over and...(hit it)     Izzie!     Black Market    

You All, Everybubbies     What A Difference A Day Makes     Epiphanies     Grey's Anatomy     I'm a Bad Girl    

James!     Resurrection Ship, Part 2     Open Thread    

Arrested Development     Good News, Nerds!     Oh, Hell to the YES     The 23rd Psalm     The Perfect Dress     Cast Revealed     One More Kiss     Resurrection Ship, Part 1    

Happy Holidays from TMFT    

It Was Awesome Until The Last 30 Seconds     Potentially Awesome News     WHO DEY?     Congratulations, Danni!    

Good News/Bad News     Give Me a FREAKING Break     Let's Have A Small Bud Vase With White and Purple Flowers And Glitter Around It!     Don't Drink and Edit     TeePee for Their Bungholes     Coming Home     Project Runway 2    

BULLSH*T     Scumbags     Is that a bed?     Lost...My Birth Certificate     Another Big Loser     Old and Faithful; Young and Stupid     That's Good, That's Bad    

I Can't Believe they Stole Capital Edge's Bullhorns     Go, Little Gay Mormon, Go!     Mason, This is For You     Maybe God Really IS On Their Side     The Sun Won't Set    

And As He Left, I Think I Heard a Tiny Little Violin     Iranoid Parany     Bernard and Dead Guy Sitting in a Tree...     GOD WARRIOR     LOST "Extended" Episode     The Prodigal Daughter Returns     Seriously, This Is What It's Come To     More on Arrested Development     Color and Light    

Well, At Least It Only Took Him 15 Minutes To Get Home     Say It Ain't So, Hermano     Saint James     Somewhere, Boone Is Probably Pretty Psyched     Valuable Lessons     Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out     Double The Amazing Race, Sort of Double The Fun, I Guess     Caleb, We Hardly Knew Ye     Why Arrested Development Is The Greatest Show On Television     The Amazing Race     I Wish I Could Forget You    

Where We Find Out That Sex, After All, Doesn't Sell     In Which Jamie Attempts to "Bigboy" Bobby Jon     Mini-Trump     Oops     The Entire House Got A "C"     The Scorned    

GREATEST APPRENTICE EVER     I'll Tell the Truth About Being a Football Player When I Feel Like Telling the Truth About Being a Football Player! Gosh!     21 Is The Lonliest Number     Did Phil Just Say Cooze?     They Asked Me Why I Believe in You    

Zanthura! Zarthuna! Zarthomoblast! Zathuna! Zip!     Judd, Margaret...When are You Going to Realize You're in Love?     I'd rather eat poo-flavored salad dressing...     Udders?     Oh No She Dint     The Crying Game     Toral! Toral! Toral!     My Heart Belongs To Daddy    

Gather Round and I'll Tell You the Tale of My Girlfriend's Boobs     Alexis, Do You Need to Talk to Someone?     Cluck You     We've Got Magic to Do     Three Episodes and People are Already Going Crazy?     You'll Never Get Away From Me     Fake It 'Til You...Get Fired    

I Always Knew Wharton People Were Snobs     Tosterone!     Degrassi Alert!     What the Hell is Going on Here?     Amazing Race: Stupid Edition     Always a Godmother, Never a God     Arrested Development     You Could Drive a Person Crazy     Martha Moves    

iTalians are Green with Envy and Smooth as Silk     If You Didn't Know What a Pick Was in Mayan Times, They Killed You     This Raft is My Raft, This Raft is Your Raft     Someone Arrest This Woman     Tacky!     Enough With the Shrieking Already     Next    

Covered in Mud and Eating Ants     I Can't Work With Women     Chills, Brother!     Fifteen Beers     Paul Anka!     Dumb and Dumber     Farewell, Aunt Sassy     The Surreal Life     What Did We Think?     Ugh.    

Prison Break and Threshold     Season Premiere Alert!     No OC For Me     Survivor: Death Camp     Apprentice Fantasy Game     The Biggest Loser 2     Kill Reality - It's the Shit!     The Episode We've Been Waiting For     New and Improved Lorelai     Presidential Address Thursday?     Martha     Reunion    

Seth Cohen is Back, Baby     Primetime Grid     An Open Apology to Tushie     It's Fall, Y'all! (Part 3)     It's Fall, Y'all (Part 2)     It's Fall, Y'all!     CHACHI!     Go Janey, Go Janey, GO GO GO Janey     Season Enders     The Horrifying Return of Holly    

James is Gone! Long Live the James!     In Which April Questions the Integrity of AMERICA     Foiled by Football    

Shocker!     Yeah, That Rachel, What an Annoying Bitch     Everyone's Waiting    

Catching Up Before I Grade More Papers     RIP     Hurricane Howie     Maggie Hates America!     Static    

Little Britain Marathon     What Up, Kaysar!     Survivor News     Degrassi!     Kill Reality     Dear God, It's Me, Freakgirl     All Alone    

Bring Him Back!     Now Bring on the Reunion Show (Without Ricardo, Please)     Rebirth     Poor Danny     All Kathy Griffin, All The Time     The Revenge of Maggie     Lola Pop Takes It All     Which One to Keep?     Ecotone    

So Long, Tiny Man     Shift of Power     Situation: Comedy     Kill Reality     Dirty Jobs     Hell's Kitchen: The Final Two Are...     YAY for KAYSAR     Interesting Info     Singing For Our Lives    

Jerry Had Some Wind on Her Brain...     Would It Be Against the Rules if He Just Nominated Eric Twice?     Life Interrupted     30 Days (of Binge-Drinking)     Battle of the Morons     Stupid President!     The Silence    

American History G (-String)     Ashlea Gets Her Walking Papers     30 Days (off the Grid)     Emmy Noms     As Fate Would Have It ...     Final Five on the Scholar     The Rainbow of Her Reasons    

Amazing Race Repeats     I've Got a Secret     30 Days (on Castro Street)     The Most Beautiful and the Geekiest     TMFT INTERACTIVE!     Eat a Peach    

Being Bobby Brown     30 Days (as a Muslim)     The Final Battle Awaits     I'm a Muse, Stupid!     Time Flies     The Great Lasagna Caper     Go Scholar Liz!     It's Almost Here!     It Goes There ... Seriously ... It Does     The Day After    

30 Days (to a Younger You)     Out with the Bad     Hit Me Baby One More Time     Thinner, Inc.     Now Richard has kissed TWO girls!     Now THAT is a wedding reception!     Ewwwwwwww!     Blow Out Boredom     Hold My Hand     Set the Table     Doin' It for the Kids     Neptune, California     Junior Year Sucks     One Elimination, When There Should be Two    

Hit Me Baby One More Time     30 Days (on Minimum Wage)     Beauty (Mark) and the Geek     Double Elimination in the Kitchen     Scholar Spirit!     Another Classy Week     Adam Baldwin Gets More Face Time on TV     Island of the Famewhores     Hush Hush, Keep It Down Now ...     Dancing For Me     Hit Me Baby One More Time     We Love The 4400 Casting People    

Amazing Race Season One     Sadness and the Geek     They work, they work for me...uh uh uh uh     Ugh.     Magic Happens     Crappy Critic     A Coat of White Primer     The Scholar     Dewberry Explosion!     Kept / Strip Search: Week 2    

Hit Me Baby One More Time     In 1942, Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue     The 4400     Scared to Love You     See What You Missed When the WB Screwed You     Dan Needs a Haircut     Hell's Kitchen Opens     Meat Market Sundays    

Did He Leave the Wedding Ring in a Patient?     Dream A Little Dream for Me     I Watch 24 Episodes and This is All I Get?     Alias Finale, Anyone?     Season Finale     "We do have that machine that sprays blood on the wall"     Who Said Anything About Love?     Loverboy? I'm There.     The Final Hours     That Voice     That Didn't Suck Like it Usually Does     One Wonderful Day    

Poor Karen, She Has No Pants     The Triumphant Return of Jimmy Cooper     But I Came Up With The CIRCLE!     New TV Schedule     Goodbye Castaways. Hello Danger!     Janice is so Upset Right Now     DEATH TO THE WB     Next Season     Can You Handle My Truth?     Super Models Eat Ribs     Conservatives Are Not Funny     Relationships = Death     Goodbye For Now     Baba-Buoy    

I Won't Believe It Until I See It, But...     Tana Blows It All     Caryn Goes Nuts     Born to Run     Shut Up, Rory     "In Vitro--Here We Come, Baby!"     Miz, You Are Too Old To Be Giving People Wedgies     Tender Moments Before We Die     Whipped Cream and Car Wrecks     Sunday in the Park With George    

Return of the Misfits     I ♥ Ian     Aftermath     Wow, Emily's a Real Bitch     Look, kids--Big Ben, Parliament...     The OC     Jack as HMO     The Inferno 2     Fear No More    

Like a Rhinestone Cowgirl     Sigh     Proof that Bush Hates Us     The Journey     But I'm a Gilmore!     But Wasn't That Guy's Name SanJAY?     Welcome to the OC....yawn     Chloe Kicks Ass!     Something Wicked This Way Comes     AS IF.    

The Wonderful Love Affair of Bren and Alex     Thank You, Survivor Promo People...     More games like this, and YOU'LL end up on the show!     To Live and Let Diorama     Trippin'     FOX Sux     TV Hit Parade     Snapped Off     Finally, A New Episode     Can You At Least Wait Until Dessert To Call Our Son A Sodomite?    

Arrested Development     The Solster Roadster     These People are Wusses     The Deadliest Catch     Model Smackdown (aka Tyra Gone Wild)     They're Using a Lot of Words I Don't Know, Honey     Starting Over Roundup     Evil     Jack Drops the Nuclear Football     All Eyes on...well, you know where I'm headed     So Funny     Children Will Listen    

The Staircase     Our New Home     Now in Syndication     Zach Braff Alert!     Nicotine Withdrawal is a Bitch     A Tribe of One     A Wedding and a Funeral     Miss Ballet Can't Balance the Bucket     A boomer. A-boomerang-rang-rang     There Won't Be Trumpets    

It's MANGIA, not MANGA, Idiots     The Little Tribe That Couldn't     Locke, Minus One Kidney     Thank You, NO     "Spelunking--I Just Like Sayin' It"     Replacement Killers     Grey's Anatomy     The Hours     "The superior man bends his attention to what is radical." - Confucius    

Foot in Mouth 101     The Apprentice     PoweR Puff Girls     Jellyfishing     Oh my God, her horse is CRAZY!     Made for Television     Self Inflicted Stab Wound     A Heartbeat Away     This and That and Whatever Else    

Oh Hell Yeah     Clip Show!     Thus Endeth This Season's Tattooed Freak     Survivor     Wow...look at the ocean!     Jake in Progress     "I open my front door, hear my back door slam...    

We Be Talkin,' MILF     Those Sneaky Homosexuals!     Starting Over and Over and Over and Over     Naked Kirk!     "We BOTH Love Shoes!"     To Make Up for the Stink of the Finale     Desperate Battlestar Galactica     Ugh.     Spike to the Rescue?     Wicked but Not Perfect...Not Perfect at All    

Everybody Hates a Clown     Deathful Circumstances     A Little Validation     YOU ARE IN MY HEAD! ARE YOU HAPPY?     She Started Over, All Right     This is what the kids call wedgies!     Why Wasn't She Restrained?     Get Out of My Head     Oh, The Humanity     More Voluntary Humiliation     Note to self: there's more than one Adama on this show    

Tear It Up!     So Long, Ashley's Giant Breasts     BEST. REALITY. FINALE. EVER.     Sun on the Rise     Amazing Race 7     Ding Dong, Denise is Gone     It Runs in the Family     4 p.m. to 5 p.m.     Joan and the Camper Van     Getting Trashed on the Runway     Battlestar Galactica Added     No More Mr. Nice Gaius     SPACED!     You Asked for Plot Development, You Got It     Big Gay Pool Party!    

I Never...Thought Sawyer Was Hot Til The Other Night     Fired A-Go-Go     Totally Different! Yet Still Pretty Much the Same!     Don't Forget     I Want a Blue AND a Pink Ribbon     In Case Any of You Were Wondering     This episode takes places between ...     Wasn't being in The Single Guy Enough Trauma     :: shudder ::     Palestine. PALESTINE!     Denise Denied    

Worst. Idea. Ever.     FOX Can Kiss My Ass     Project Runway Blows My Mind     Episode 15     The End of Civilization     Rory the Tramp     Did I Mention How Much I Love Kris & Jon?     the end of the world     Don't Get in the Car!     Yet I Won't Be Able to Look Away     Not Missing Margo    

'Cause When I Think Coffee, I Think Sexy European Models     Wendy is the New Omarossa!     Captain of My Ship     Taxi Driver(s)     God, These People are Filthy     It's Really Not Hot    

Down the Shore, Everything's All Right     Litte Red Riding Hood     Wendy Must Go ... NOW!     Finally, the Gilmores are Back     "With Backpacks and Everything...They Went Away"     Get it Together, Gurrl!     Apprentice Fantasy Game     Project Runway     Your Fault    

Mychael: TOO Perfect?     Poor Bitch     Old Lady Real World     The Psychic with a Bad Memory     Those Zombies Can Sing     The Mind's Eye     Point Pleasant     Welcome to Bolo's world, where "Nice" rhymes with "rice"...     Chyna is Crazy     Ruthie Sees Dead People     Boston Legal     Golden Globes     Every Day a Little Death    

The World's Most Surreal Dinner Party     Cassie's Role Model is Rhonda. Pray for Her Soul.     Meet Your New Survivors     Snarkcake Does TV     Nightmare on the High Seas     Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew. My Eyes!     I Love Lucy     Country Western Music Should Slap You     My Head Hurts     Rumble in the Halls of Arcadia High     The Most Disturbing Images of Your Life     Move On    

Carnivale Returns     I would never work at Elle, people.     The CRAFTY BEAVERS?     I Point this Out for No Reason     Hey--the first hour WASN'T a clip show!     Somewhere, beyond the sea...     I think we need more music.     Catching Up With Lost     TeeVee's 2004 Wrapup    

Happy Holidays to All!     It's Worth Watching For Rhonda's Outfit Alone     To Be Continued?     Mid-Season TV Schedule     Come Back to Me    

Why Didn't They Just Tar & Feather Her?     Chrismukkah is Here!     Trump's Ego for Three Hours     Senegal to Berlin     My Favorite Tradition     Mommy, I'm Scared     Um, Talk Amongst Yourselves     Last Man Standing!    

Sunday Conflicts     Catfight in the Boardroom     Final Four on Reject Island     Holiday Programming     Dude. Chill Out.     Breaching the Integrity of the Starting Over House     Crawl the Smelt?     "We're in the middle of ghetto Africa"     So, mom, how kinky is your daughter?     Project Runway     Desperate Administrators    

Nice Underpants, Dumbass     And The Audience Cheered     Your Name isn't Hurley?     Hay There! (I know--horrible pun...I'm so sorry)     My DVR Failed Me     What?     Guilty    

Caffeine is Bad for Little Boys     I'm Back, Baby!     Mom, I love you!     Dave Gets Cut     I Heart Mary Cherry     Confidentiality Agreements Be Damned. It�s his Birthday.     Looks Like We've Got Our New Peach Pit     Anything You Can Do    

BlinkBlinkBlinkBlink     Behold, the Power of the Bitch     Dude. What is that French Chick Talking About?     You Deserve it, Baby     Another Big Loser     Desperate Housewives and the BEST WEDNESDAY NIGHT EVER     Starbitchin'     The Whole Town is Blitzed!     WOOOOOOOOO!     YES!     Just Concentrate on Catching     The Way We Were    

I Do, I Do, I Do     Seriously, Scout, Stop Singing     The Cycle     Before It Was "Lost"     Sorry, Mr. Branson     This Week's Dose of Weird Voting Results     Blow Out, Season 2     "Running to Stand Still"     Welcome Back to the OC. Bitch.    

The Apprentice     Survivor: The Merge     Finally, LOST     More Surreal Life     Cali-FORN-YAAAAAAH, here we COOOOOOOOOOOOOME     Depressing Election. Depressing TV.     Mission-driven Television     Come In, Stranger    

Best. Boardroom. Ever.     Product Placement Week on Survivor     No Guards in the Woods?     Community     Mark Your Amazing Calendars     Not Losing So Much     Heads Up     Desperate Housewives Haiku     Conservatives Ruined My TV     This is the kind of thing that makes my stomach hurt...    

Are You There God? It's Me, Kim. And Me, Louis Vuitton.     Oh, THANK GOD     Ami Has Magic Breasts     Maturity on the Real World?     Grieving on an Island     Lineup Shuffle & TV News     The Biggest Loser     Desperate Housewives    

Eight Things About Manhunt     Survivor - Booting the Bubba     Goodbye, Random Attractive Male     Josh Alert     Lost     The Oliver Factor     TV Roundup     Show Me That Smile Again     And Jonny's Back, Too!     Cry Me a River on Demand     Ah, But Underneath    

TiVo/VCR Alert     Gaaaah, I Hate All of You     Grumpy Old Men     Tree-Huggin' Liberals & Beer-Drinkin' Rednecks     LOST     The Big Brother 5 Freakshow     Hey Peeps     God is not subtle     Canadian TiVo Alert!     Desperate Housewives    

Weekend Watching     Double the Tribal Council, Double the Fun     They're All a Bunch of Havoc Wreakers     A Look at the Ratings     LOST     Starting Over     Amazing Race     The Obligatory Racism Episode     Programming Note!     Joan, head toward the light...     Veronica Mars     RW/RR Battle of the Sexes     Freakgirl Needs Your Help     My, What Pretty Claws    

CBS - All God, All The Time!     What You Didn't See     Starting Over Roundup     Goodbye, Dolly...     Charlie Salinger + Jungle = Woo!     More Amazing Race Fun     Drew Won     You Made Me a Millionaire     Joy. Finally!     Stacie is Crazy     TiVo/VCR Alert     Emmy Roundup    

BB5 Final 2: The Crying Pussies     Boardroom Blow Out     Starting Over Roundup     Welcome, Let's Kill A Pig     Shut Up, Sarah     TiVo/VCR Alert     Hi, Cowboy, and Welcome to Third Place     My Ox Is Broken.     See the Presidency, Before it Begins...     Lax on LAX     More Like the BeneSUCKtor     Orb Him Away     Starting Over     Untitled     Surreal Indeed     Now is the Time on Big Brother When We Must Burn Our Clothes    

The Donald Returns     Karen Gets it in the Back Door     I'm Gay for David Cassidy!     Can You Spot the Gay in Philadelphia?     Do You Think We're Doing it Right?     The Karate Kid     EW's Picks     Here's Your Hat, What's Your Hurry?    

Adria, Shut Up     Freakgirl's Brief Hiatus     TV Fall Preview: NEW SHOWS WE'RE EXCITED ABOUT     The Tale of the Twin & the Cowboy     TV Fall Preview: THE SHOWS WE TOTALLY DESPISE     TV Fall Preview: Our Favorite Returning Shows    

Coming Soon...     I Wish There Were Live Feeds in the Sequester House     Remember When Ally Tried to Make a Burrito?     Hakuna Matata, You F*ckwit     Shut Up, Twins     Jon Stewart is My God     Brotherly Love     Amazing Race Travel Tips     Jeez, It Was Only a Pinkie Swear     The Black Forest    

The Evil Twin Show     Today in Athens     The M & C Debut     Islands! of! FIRE!     Someone Get Phil a Tissue     X-Treme Suckage     Big Brother     Grinding the Corn     Entourage     Opening Ceremony Rage    

Starting Over     I Think Karen Said It Best     Finding my TV love in the past     Big Brother     What the Hell is a Scarab?     Programming Notes     White Light     Bye Bye, Rana     Coming And Going     Nakomis is my Nahero    

She Must Have Been Wearing Those "Bad Idea" Jeans     National Day of Celebration     Long Live Stewie     Big Brother     Starting Over     Hump and Ride?     Played Out     The Dare     Either Way, We're Losing One of the Tools. Yay.    

Even Their Mothers Think They Suck     Another Way to Get a BB5 Fix     Amish People Can't Swim     Chenbot Preggers?     Drew, You IDIOT     Poor Mama     We have God and we have ourselves.     Scott & Jase: A Love for the Ages     Welcome, USAToday Readers     Entourage     Straights Revealed!     Terror Begins At Home     Behold, the Power of Cheesse    

I Hope I Live That Long     TV Roundup     Continue with the Shutting Up, Scott     Do You Love It?     You Annoy Me     Is It Wrong That I Kept Thinking About Oompa Loompas?     Scott, SHUT UP!     And You Will Know Us By Our Mandanas     Sam Donaldson and the Matterhorn     That's My Dog    

CSI Firings     It's all about great hair!     Seriously, Scott, Shut Up     You Are. No, YOU Are.     This One's For Keith     Casino Troubles     Death to Scott and Jase     Mega Shake!     First to Worst     Yes, It's Unprecedented, We Get It Already     Maybe it IS too soon     Can I Come Up Now?     John Fugelsang Returns to Television    

Surprise!     Starting Over