Did you say the Godlewskis went home? I was way too distracted by Phil's package to notice.

gunther at December 7, 2005 09:04 AM

hahahah FG, loved your addition to the Phasion Corner. I was totally hypnotized by the "boys". Honestly, him and Chen NEED to get together.

The Buffalo Bill/Lotion comments were so STRANGE. You know how when you hear a new word you continue to hear that word everywhere you go? (it happened with me and the word behoove... don't ask). Anyway, a few weeks ago on Grey's anatomy one of the characters used that same series of quotes from Silence of the Lambs to prove a point. FREAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKY. (freaky)

The previews for next week were exciting to me, only because I recognized Pearson Airpot in the mix. Yay, another Canadian adventure.. and I can only assume the curling challenge was their task. Not that all us canadians curl, but I *guess* that would be a Canadian thing to do. I think they should just make the teams gourge themselves on Poutine.

Soosan at December 7, 2005 09:20 AM

I guess I dropped the ball on this one, guys. And it's not because I'm inured by all the prominent baskets at gay bars. I don't go to 'em. Much. I did not even notice Phil's business.

Michael at December 7, 2005 09:32 AM

dropped the ball? was that intentional?

Soosan at December 7, 2005 09:35 AM

Michael, how could you? Good Lord, I was shrieking, "HOLY SHIT, PHIL!!!" Then I thought, "OhMyGAh, I can't WAIT to hear what Michael has to say."

I totally missed the lotion comment, DAMN IT.

Jane at December 7, 2005 10:18 AM

Phil can wear those pants in every episode from now on for all I care.

I agree with FG on the Godlewskis having worn our their welcome. I don't come from a big family but found it sad when one sister said that she and her sister have never clicked. That would be hard to listen to.

yahtzee at December 7, 2005 10:33 AM

GREAT recap. I read it out loud to Jeremy and we were howling, particularly about hot pants and buffets.

We noticed Phil's extra girth right away. I was actually climbing up on my couch, trying to get out of the way because I was sure they were going to spring out and hit me right in the face.

The Godlewskis bother me about Chris. She's annoying, it's true. But she had great ideas and she worked three times as hard as the other three put together. She's a great person. Can't we overlook a little personality clashing?

I didn't think it was all that sad that they don't get along better. One of them said that none of them were surprised by each other's personalities, and so at least they know each other well. I'm sure that while in the midst of their own lives they relate a lot more than they do when they're forced to spend every waking moment together for a few weeks.

That one Bransen girl has spent TOO MUCH time with her dad. I loved the way she told him to shut up and he just laughed.

Maggie at December 7, 2005 12:02 PM

That was me who didn't get the Linz love, freakgirl, and I never will. Sure, they're having fun. But they don't have to act like immature, hormone-driven frat boys in the process. Megan is the ONLY one I like because she's perfectly mature and, basically, if it weren't for her, the Linzes would've been out of the race ages ago.

I pretty much hope their feud with the Weavers cancels both families out so the Bransens can take it.

And now, I'm going to grieve for MY Godlewskis. If they'd done the wagon Detour, they'd still be in it and the Weavers would be gone.

Jamison at December 7, 2005 12:12 PM

All i could think of during the wagons was...

"We're gonna paint our wagon, gonna paint it good..."

Soosan at December 7, 2005 12:50 PM

Nah, Jamison. The Linz boys love their sister and they do it to entertain her (and themselves). So she can roll her eyes. They high-five each other and hug her. They just love her to bits which makes me love them. And they all just go full out with no blame to each other. Joy. I think they’d make a good storybook family. The Famous Four and the mystery of turtle ranch; the secret of the Utah balls. Stuff like that

Phil is pear-shaped. He’s a big ole Anjou with patch pockets and free swinging stem and seeds.
Okay, analogy: Not so good.

luscious loulou at December 7, 2005 01:45 PM

ha! Poor Phil.

freakgirl at December 7, 2005 01:55 PM

How bored did that girl at Irma's seem? The fact she was on TV didn't seem to phase her..

"Are all 4 members of your family here?"

Soosan at December 7, 2005 02:07 PM

When I saw Phil's twig 'n' berries practically bursting out of his pants I started yelling for my husband to look. He didn't appreciate it as much as I did heh.

I loved how the dopey Weavers parked their trailer so it was leaning. Bet that was fun trying to walk around w/out sliding into the wall.

And watching the G sisters manhandle poor Buffalo Bill. Ha! Actually he looked as if he were enjoying it. BTW, if you ever go to Irma's, I recommend the buffalo steak. Yum!

Frankie at December 7, 2005 04:01 PM

Sister said: Oh, Jesus! Phil!
All I could do was laugh.

The Linzes make me laugh so hard. I really, really hope they win. They're gonna hafta band together and figure out the whole map thing, though. Seriously.

It's like the Weavers were put on this earth to punish all people who watch TAR. Ugh. I want to know them IRL to see how they really are.

But as far as the finale goes, anyone but the Weavers is fine with me. I hope the Bransens win and Wally keeps all the money for himself.

[But hey, speaking of Grey's Anatomy.. where's the love?]

sar at December 7, 2005 05:37 PM

"free swinging stem and seeds."

Ha ha ha!

Maggie at December 7, 2005 06:23 PM

Luscious, you make a good point, but I still don't want them to win.

Jamison at December 7, 2005 08:26 PM

OK, that seals it. I nominate loulou to take over Phil's Phashion Corner for next season. Save that, I nominate anyone else but me. I've dishonored the banner.

Jamison, immature hormone driven frat boys are kinda my thang, so I guess that's why I heart the Linz tribe, and Megan is the perfect foil for their antics. I have a big ol' crush on these Cincy kids. So it'll have to be them or as a distant second best, the Bransens. I tell ya, I cringe when these people are so disrespectful of their parents. It's a cringe borne of common courtesy and all the times my dad silently squeezed my arm so tight it brought tears to my eyes.

Michael at December 7, 2005 08:30 PM

You have not dishonored the banner. This has not been a good season for any of us. Next time we will be at our best. The new season is already filming and they've been spotted in Australia already, so it looks like it's back to normal. Thank god.

freakgirl at December 7, 2005 09:16 PM

never admit defeat! Phasion corner will prevail, it must!

I still can't get over the pants... I mean this is FAMILY edition afterall (ha ha ha... oh ... hah)

Soosan at December 7, 2005 09:51 PM

Maaaaaaaaaaaan they teased me with that speeding stop! I was so hoping that the police would delay them long enough to at least drop them to LAST.

Interesting scene with Alex Linz and Rolly (Wally according to the captions...) Weaver have a physical altercation...arent't there rules against that?

FuzzDuckie at December 8, 2005 03:10 AM

I think one of them just trips over the other and they're playing it up like it's a fight because there is nothing of interest actually going on.

Maggie at December 8, 2005 04:38 AM

How come the Weavers didn't get a time penalty for speeding? I remember several times where teams got like a 30 minute penalty for speeding. Is it because they got pulled over that they didn't get punished by production? Or is this show just so lazy this season that they think we don't notice all these things?

freakgirl at December 8, 2005 08:01 AM

Is that what Ma Weaver meant when she said "You WILLLL BEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" (sorry that is)

she sends out Rolly on the attack?

Soosan at December 8, 2005 09:18 AM

I kept thinking that Mrs. Weaver looked like the head waitress on Kitchen Confidential, everytime she came back after having sex with the French guy. Her hair just got messier and messier.

Maggie at December 8, 2005 12:27 PM


freakgirl at December 8, 2005 01:12 PM

(on the topic of KC, how funny was Arrested this week? The blurred hookless hand? nice touch..)

And now back to our regularly scheduled TAR Family chatter...

Soosan at December 8, 2005 02:05 PM


freakgirl at December 8, 2005 02:11 PM


Soosan at December 8, 2005 02:14 PM

Soosan -- I couldn't believe my eyes and re-wound to look at the blurry arm stub. And then I laughed a lot.

yahtzee at December 8, 2005 02:24 PM

This is how much I care about the 6-minute mini race for losers: 0

Did they do that because they thought little children would make it to the end and better to have consolation prizes rather than have them cry?

Maggie at December 8, 2005 05:49 PM

Oh, little Girl Gaghan would've been the BEST at making them give her a prize before she cried.

sar at December 8, 2005 06:00 PM

Nonono. Thank-you Michael, but don't nominate me based on my pear comment. You are the style maven, sweetness.

You see, yes, I have dated a pear-shaped man. My first true love, in fact. And he was also a free-swinger. A Bosc, in fact. "Bosc stand out in a crowd for many reasons. Their long curved stem, and elegant elongated neck which widens gradually to a full rounded base, creates a silhouette that is unique among pears...plus tender flesh and sweet-spiced flavour." It was almost a flashback for this chickee. Freaked me right out, actually.

luscious loulou at December 8, 2005 09:16 PM

You're a peach, l. I'm referring to your nature, of course.

Michael at December 9, 2005 09:33 AM

I've just finally noticed the nasty post title.

Michael at December 9, 2005 09:34 AM

sheesh, it's about time. ;)

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