I'll turn off the tv when you pry the remote control from my cold, dead hands.
Turnoff Week would probably be more successful in the summer when everything is in reruns anyway. Everything's getting ready for the season, or series, finales right now. Stupid, stupid people.
Maybe I could go on MADE and be transformed into a person who doesn't watch television! I could get a bitchy coach and everything.
Don't worry. These people who participate in TV Turnoff Week are people who watch tv 24/7 every other day, and this is the week they go outside to get their annual exercise and earn their self-righteous attitude.
Typos can be fun: I originally typed "anal exercise," whoops!