I'll turn off the tv when you pry the remote control from my cold, dead hands.

freakgirl at April 19, 2004 07:53 AM

Turnoff Week would probably be more successful in the summer when everything is in reruns anyway. Everything's getting ready for the season, or series, finales right now. Stupid, stupid people.

Dave at April 19, 2004 08:19 AM

Maybe I could go on MADE and be transformed into a person who doesn't watch television! I could get a bitchy coach and everything.

J.Go at April 19, 2004 10:22 AM

Don't worry. These people who participate in TV Turnoff Week are people who watch tv 24/7 every other day, and this is the week they go outside to get their annual exercise and earn their self-righteous attitude.

Typos can be fun: I originally typed "anal exercise," whoops!

Maggie at April 19, 2004 03:31 PM
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