Holy Jesus. Did you pay money to see that?
Hell, yeah. Worth every penny.
Oh. My. God.
I would have paid too!!! Damn them for not coming my way! While Googling to see if they were (SAD), I found another article on this that said Joyce DeWitt was actually a last-minute substitution for Loretta Swit, due to "an illness".
Maybe it's why she sucked so bad. Although I'm sure it would have been fun hearing Hot Lips sing the normally unsung lyrics to "Suicide is Painless". Thanks for the funny review, *I* nearly wet my pants just READING about the fake Kermit thing!