"Women are intimidated by me because I'm beautiful, smart..."

Memo to Melissa: they aren't intimidated, just ANNOYED.

brigita at September 23, 2005 08:57 AM

When, when WHEN are these people going to learn to not rock the boat in the first espisode?! Especially badmouthing the PM to Carolyn!

I don't understand why ANYONE on the team, other than the PM, gives a shit about the first episode, because if they fail, it's EASY to get rid of the PM. "This was our first task, and we needed the PM to pull us together to a cohesive team. They failed." Boom, there you go, you're safe, PM is gone. Especially when Kristi was so SHITTY as a PM. I can't think of ANY context you could use "XXX", except maybe a Vin Diesel movie, and it wouldn't have a sexual connotation.

The whole running to the chopper thing was *RETARDED*. If I want to see Survivor, I'll watch Survivor.

Can I say how much I love hearing Trump say something is a "___ Billion Dohlla Industry"?

I heard Trump on Stern yesterday morning, and he said that two of the women on the show were "Perfect 10s", and I can't for the life of me figure out who they were. Jennifer has really creepy eyes.

Joey Jo-Jo at September 23, 2005 09:01 AM

Oh, and I was wondering what Marcus has "invented". ("Inventor" is the lamest title ever.) Apparently, he invented this: http://www.peasandcornco.com/footmate.asp

Joey Jo-Jo at September 23, 2005 09:10 AM

Heh, Joe go watch the clip from his audition tape for how he came up with that idea.

Jane at September 23, 2005 10:11 AM

Um, where are the auditon clips? I can't find them on the official site.

Also, as usual, the team names a LAME. "We're Team Excel, because....um.....we like to do spreadsheets?" Capital Edge?

Homer: That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!
Marge: How about... Compuglobalhypermeganet?
Homer: Fine, it's not important...

Joey Jo-Jo at September 23, 2005 10:37 AM

Yes, but did you notice Trump did not like the name, "Team Excel" so he changed it to "Excel Corporation"? I loves it.

I can't imagine why everyone had a problem with Melissa. If we've learned one thing this summer, it's that EVERYONE loves a spicy latina. Do you understand what I'm saying?

I don't think Kristi did such a bad job. The flyers were inexcusable, but otherwise I think they did pretty well. From what we were allowed to see she handled Melissa pretty well by just stifling her. And they only lost by 11 dollars...if they had marketed in the gym as well as outside, they would have won.

I was very happy that Trump offered to take Randal where he needed to go for his grandmother's funeral.

Maggie at September 23, 2005 12:30 PM

I loved that Trump's heart grew three sizes that day.

Losing by $11 - not too bad. Maybe if Melissa hadn't spent so much time talking smack, she could have sold a couple more tickets.

freakgirl at September 23, 2005 12:36 PM

This episode should have been subtitled "ApprentASS." Did you notice all the gratuitous booty shots? Not only in the gym, but even when Melissa and Kristi were leaving the boardroom, the cameraman was zeroing in on thier butts. Me thinks the Donald had a little too much free reign in the editing room.

bb at September 23, 2005 12:52 PM

What did Donald mean by referring to two of the women as "perfect 10s" on Howard? That they were hottt? Oh dear, is Momlania on her way out?

Maggie at September 23, 2005 01:10 PM

I liked the episode alot. They realy managed to engage me again with season 3 after the snorefest that was S2. My favorite part of the show was the VERY end, the part where the people return to the suite to the rousing chorus of Da Da, Dada Da Da, Dadadadadadadada DA DA! Usually, there is no other audio, but last night, as Kristi returned, we got to hear the deafening cheers of the other players as she openned the door. Nice.

We were thinking that Kristi's tactic of bringing only Melissa into the boardroom may have backfired. That there was probably a better way of going about it like saying that she didn't feel anyone else deserved a firing, that she would hate to put someone who still deserved to be there at risk...or something like that. Anyway, it worked out for her in the end, so that's good, because Melissa really needed to go. But I loved that kristi got the "Don't feel proud, you were terrible" from Trump at the end.

BTW - I will never again try to represent music in text. Doesn't work. Just bad.

Remy at September 23, 2005 01:16 PM

What did Donald mean by referring to two of the women as "perfect 10s" on Howard? That they were hottt?

Yes. Howard was pressing him to name some celebrities that were "10s", and Trump said there weren't any, but then went on about how he personally picked the new 18 apprentices, and that two of the women were "perfect 10s". He even said, "Mark Burnett came to me about this one woman, and said 'We can't have this woman on the show. She's too pretty and she's gonna coast by on her looks', but I insisted she be on the show."

This, of course, lead me to make constant references to "hot brawds with big jiggly boobs" in my Trump voice while watching Survivor and the lead up to Apprentice (much to the annoyance of my girlfriend who not only hates all things reality and Trump, but also every impression I do). I was joking, but, like bb said, I couldn't believe the grtuitous ass and breast shots, especially from the people working out at Bally's.

Joey Jo-Jo at September 23, 2005 02:07 PM

Kristi WAS looking pretty smug 'till teh Trump shot her down. That was awesome. And I didn't even h8 her.

I love Carolyn. Her eyebrow raising always cracks me up. And Kristi: EVERYONE in America other than you saw your flyer as porn, even if we didn't want to. Although I could see why we all did what with all the ass shots. Seriously, what WAS up with that? Obnox.

I think I'm going to h8 all the girls and end up wanting a boy to win. Good luck to all the fantasy players. :)

sar at September 23, 2005 05:09 PM

H8? I know what it means, but h8?

Maggie at September 24, 2005 11:41 AM

Perfect 10 is a porn mag. Howard has "models" from the mag on his show all the time. That's probably more specifically what he was referring to - women who are beautiful enough *coughcough* to appear in that magazine.

Kyle Lauren at September 24, 2005 10:44 PM
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