Too Much Free Time

Faith

Geekboy — 2008-05-12T08:00:00-05:00

I saw an odd parallel between the plot lines in this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica. The title is "Faith," but I almost feel like it should have been "The Crossing." Allow me to explain ...

Next Person Who Says "Stir the Pot" Is Getting A Punch In The Vagina

freakgirl — 2008-05-11T21:59:40-05:00

Welcome to the Survivor finale! We start with the final four women shrieking and hugging and dancing in nightvision after Tribal Council. They are extremely proud of themselves, let's just leave it at that, okay? They dance around and I'm excited for them, but you know that every one of them in the back of her mind is all, "How can I stab her ass in the back tomorrow?"

Sweet Sixteen / Wedding Day

freakgirl — 2008-05-10T11:56:21-05:00

On Hell's Kitchen:

Sweet sixteen party
Matt saves himself and will now
Drag down the women

On Top Chef:

Stay awake for days
Dale complains and then Richard
gives his prize to Steph!

Cabin Fever

freakgirl — 2008-05-09T07:34:19-05:00

Unfortunately, Maggie wasn't able to catch Lost last night, so no recap. Some thoughts: Locke was chosen from birth? Or before he was born? Is Claire dead? Did Christian kill her? Does Sayid rock the party or what? How cute are Ben and Hurley when they share candybars? And how, exactly, does one move an island?

Congratulations, James

freakgirl — 2008-05-08T21:55:14-05:00

A Survivor haiku after the jump.

The Road Less Traveled

Geekboy — 2008-05-05T08:33:00-05:00

Apparently, the past isn't all that important. It's all about the future, baby! At least, that's what I took away from this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica.

Iron Man Poster Winner

Geekboy — 2008-05-03T22:35:14-05:00

And the winner of the Iron Man poster is ...

Something Nice Back Home

Maggie — 2008-05-02T00:39:45-05:00

Due to a combination of user error, user error, and Surprise! It's Thursday!, Lost did not record. I did not watch it, so I have no recap. I'm sorry, guys! Please have at it in the comments, and I'll have to catch up with you all later.

Dude, Look, Jeff Probst is Standing RIGHT THERE, Dude!

freakgirl — 2008-05-01T20:09:53-05:00

Previously on Survivor, the Black Widows destroyed Ozzy and then they ate and spit out Jason. Natalie flossed her teeth with his bones. Why are they portraying these women as if they're insane animals? Okay, don't answer that.

Project Runway Is Moving To Los Angeles

freakgirl — 2008-05-01T14:23:13-05:00

Project Runway will be moving from Bravo to Lifetime after this summer's season, and apparently they'll also be moving from New York to LA. Ugh. I'm out.

Pizza Time and Uncle Ben's

freakgirl — 2008-05-01T10:10:44-05:00

On Hell's Kitchen:

Make gourmet pizza?
Feels like we've seen this before.
Oh, right - on Top Chef!

On Top Chef:

Uncle Ben's healthy?
"Culinary boner" - WHAT?
Tom doesn't like Mark.

Man Vs. Wild

freakgirl — 2008-04-30T08:09:44-05:00

Man vs. Wild returns May 2nd on Discovery Channel. A video preview after the jump!

Wish You Were Tony Stark?

Geekboy — 2008-04-28T23:34:15-05:00

Ever wonder what it's like to be Tony Stark? You know, Iron Man. But without the cool armor. Just the millions of dollars. And the substance abuse problems. And the angst about being a fictional comic book character. Okay, so maybe all you really want is a free Iron Man poster. If so ...

Escape Velocity

Geekboy — 2008-04-28T09:38:19-05:00

"The pain is how I learn from the guilt. There's wisdom there. Clarity. You know yourself there.... When you're in pain, that's when you learn who you really are. That's when you focus. Sharp as the point of a knife." - Six to Tigh

Alien Nation DVD Winner

freakgirl — 2008-04-28T08:12:36-05:00

The winner of the Alien Nation DVD Giveaway contest is...